What weighs about 2 lbs, is shaped like a phallus, and is used exclusively by women?
That’s right – it’s the Shake Weight!
Now, what is also shaped like a phallus but is longer and heavier specifically to be used by men?
You guessed it – The Shake Weight For Men!
Using the Shake Weight for men, you can get “your arms ripped, your shoulders pumped, and your chest sculpted” without “working out for hours with big, bulky equipment or boring, slow dumbbells!”
Take that you “boring” and “slow” dumbbells!
In “just six minutes a day” you can get the body of your dreams along with the harshest ridicule of your existence!
To better understand, please view the video below [Email subscribers must log onto Obesity Panacea to view the video].
That’s right – it’s the Shake Weight!
Now, what is also shaped like a phallus but is longer and heavier specifically to be used by men?
You guessed it – The Shake Weight For Men!
Using the Shake Weight for men, you can get “your arms ripped, your shoulders pumped, and your chest sculpted” without “working out for hours with big, bulky equipment or boring, slow dumbbells!”
Take that you “boring” and “slow” dumbbells!
In “just six minutes a day” you can get the body of your dreams along with the harshest ridicule of your existence!
To better understand, please view the video below [Email subscribers must log onto Obesity Panacea to view the video].
For a full body workout, I also recommend supplementing your Shake Weight routine with a pair of Power Balls!
As I stated before, "A vibrator and a set of power balls is an exercise regimen everyone can get their hands on – men, women; young and old!"
I dare any guy to buy a Shake Weight, go to a public gym for a Shake Weight workout, and record the whole session – that would be a YouTube classic in no time. We will do our part by posting it on Obesity Panacea – any takers?
Peter
[Thanks to Ryan Graham for bringing this gem to my attention.]
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Darya Said,
OMG, I'm so glad you guys posted on this. I saw it advertised and as soon as I caught my breath from laughing so hard I thought I should send it to you. Glad you found it first!
Posted on October 15, 2009 11:48 AM
Peter Janiszewski, PhD (Cand.), MSc Said,
Thanks Darya - part of me is still wondering if this is just one big joke.
The manufacturers of Shake WEight are either marketing morons or geniuses - I tend to think the latter is more probable.
I wonder how their sales have been since the original ad went viral?
Posted on October 15, 2009 12:03 PM