Wednesday, September 23, 2009
You may remember my recent discussion of the Shake Weight , the 2.5 lb vibrating phallus, which is quickly becoming the North American fitness sensation (sort of…). If you have purchased the Shake Weight, you’ve undoubtedly seen phenomenal fitness improvements and more importantly super-fast weight loss.
But wait! There’s more!
To supplement your regular vibrating phallus fitness routine, you can also purchase a set of Power Balls, for a more complete, full body workout!
A vibrator and a set of power balls is an exercise regimen everyone can get their hands on – men, women; young and old!
What is a Power Ball, you ask?
According to the manufacturers,
“Powerball is a revolutionary new Gyroscope which literally explodes with mind numbing inertial forces once you activate its internal rotor!”
In simplest form, the Power Ball is a tennis ball sized sphere containing a flywheel which revolves freely inside the sphere.
Apparently, “the unique sphere successfully blurs the line between exercise & fun and is suitable for both male and female, young or old.”
Imagine that – exercise that is also fun!
The Power Ball “will make even the fittest and strongest people on the planet burn because it is hitting muscles in the fingers, hands, arms, shoulders and chest that you simply won't have used before with conventional forms of exercise.”
Thus, ensure to always have a fire extinguisher present when exercising with Power Ball, just in case you also start to “burn”.
Also, can you imagine exercise that may target your arms, shoulders, and chest!?
There is literally not one form of exercise in existence that uses these specific muscle groups! Well, aside from bench press, bicep curls, triceps extensions, shoulder press, tennis, squash, badminton, baseball, cricket, rowing, elliptical machine, chest dips, lateral raises, shoulder shrugs, clean and press, pushups, etc.
Further, as per the Power Ball website,
“Most NSD Powerball models have a built in digital speed meter which measures the number of revolutions per minute made during each spin. This translates into a whole pile of fun if you happen to plant one down in front of a group of guys or girls, each of which will be magnetically drawn to bettering their own last score, or that of their friends, even when they feel their arm is about to fall off!”
In other words, due to the magical magnetic properties of Power Ball, anyone with embedded metal objects should remain at least 10 meters away.
Also, if your arm does fall off while you are in a state of delirium playing with your Power Balls, please seek medical attention immediately.
While the statement above indicates that your arms may “fall off” while using the Power Ball, do not worry about potential injuries – especially repetitive strain injuries that could result from vigorous Power Ball handling. In fact, the Power Ball can “rehabilitate sore or damaged limbs affected by Carpal Tunnel, repetitive strain injury or even Arthritis. NSD Powerball is totally non impact and will provide soothing therapeutic rehabilitation for many debilitating conditions.”
It is unknown whether they can also rehabilitate detached limbs caused by vigorous Power Balling.
And it can also improve sexual function and relieve acute bouts of diarrhea (no, I just added that for fun).
To learn more about the Power Ball, you can log onto the manufacturer’s website or you can watch a demonstrational video by clicking here .
Thanks to Obesity Panacea reader, Richard Eis for bringing this gadget to our attention.
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